Now that I’ve read Pregnesia by Carla Cassidy I want to find a pregnant girl with amnesia hiding in the back of my car because I know she will get all turned on when I tell her I was a USA Navy Seal. Then I will tell her I’m taking her to a “safe house” and once we’re there she’ll feel so “safe” that she’ll invite me into her bedroom so we can Do Things in her bed. Apparently there is nothing hotter than a horny pregnant girl with amnesia.
Then I will kick ass on the Evil Twisted Cult Leader who wants to murder her and steal her baby and turn him into his One True Prophet. After that she’ll fall in love with me for sure. I will pretend not to be in love with her until I see her little baby after he’s born, which is when she will tell me that she named him after me and then I will fall in love for reals and we will all live happily ever after.
The 130 pages of Pregnesia flew by very quickly, and that’s the best thing I can think of to say about this book since Fabio was not on the cover.
Siobhan Magnus sings “Paint It Black” on the David Letterman show. This performance is even better than the one she did on Idol, Paul Shaffer’s backing band really rocks.
Here the man himself, surrounded by B00BIES at the recent BB reunion in Oregon. Laura and Michele are looking great, love Michele’s hat.
Photo by Philip Alan Photography
Serves two:
Avocado – 1 large or 2 small
Jalapeno Pepper
Onion, purple or sweet – you’ll need about 1/8 of the onion
Tomato, medium
Lemon Juice – 1 tsp
Lime Juice – 1/2 tsp
Garlic Powder – 1/4 tsp
Cayenne Pepper – 1/4 or 1/2 tsp
Cumin – 1/2 tsp
Salt – 1/2 tsp
Peel avocado, drop it in a bowl, slice it up, then mash with a fork.
Chop up the jalapeno pepper as finely as possible. (note: leave the seeds in if you like it spicy) Chop up the onion as finely as possible. You want to use the same volume of chopped onion as you do chopped pepper, so if there’s any extra just throw it out. Add the chopped pepper and onion to the avocado. Add the spices and juice and mix well. Slice up the tomato into approximately 1/2 inch cubes. Stir the tomato into the guacamole gently, you don’t want to mash up the tomato.
Enjoy!
I woke up this morning and dragged my lazy butt over to the computer to read the news. The Google News page linked to an article about Apple’s iPad, and being somewhat of a technology junkie I clicked to see what eWeek had to say. Sadly, it was pure crap. Here’s my advice for eWeek’s editorial staff:
1. Where does the writer get his pot supply?
2. Article pricing … you paid for this???
3. Flash must die!
4. eWeek displays a pageful of crap flash ads, sure glad I didn’t install flash!
5. It’s a freaking tablet, no accessories needed.
6. OS? It has an OS? Really? Is that like a movie player or something?
7. Does the Kindle play movies? Is the screen even in color?
8. The connection between brain and fingers must be engaged before typing articles.
9. AT&T has been beat to death already, no need to despoil the corpse any further.
10. The only people who care about a camera on a computer are the ones who send naked pictures to teenage girls. Always investigate the writer’s pr0n collection when they write about cameras.
The Final Three is always the best part of The Bachelor or Bachelorette, it’s the bang-a-thon episode. The Fantasy Suite was waiting, and Jake maneuvered all three babes into it like a pro. The girls all knew that two out of three are getting dumped, but they made a grab for the brass ring anyway.
Did anyone think Vienna would miss a chance to jump his bones? It wasn’t much of a surprise to see she brought along her best lingerie just for this episode. Poor Tenley, she doesn’t know that Jake has a serious taste for the wild side. She’ll get her final clue next week. By now Gia should know better, the poor girl looked like a deer in the headlights.
The highlight of this episode was the phone call from Ali. No honey, you’re not coming back because Jake is over you. Permanently. How would you like to be the next Bachelorette? Mmmhmmm we all know that’s why the producers made you call and pretend to want to come back for a spot on the bang-a-thon. But don’t worry, you’ll get one of your very own this summer!
How does a 14 year old UK ballet student get a free trip to Japan? A couple of anime dances in her room and a million YouTube views later, she’s hit the big time! Personal appearances, TV commercials, and her own DVD release. Here she is performing her vocal version of Danjo: