The Bachelor Bang-a-thon

The Final Three is always the best part of The Bachelor or Bachelorette, it’s the bang-a-thon episode. The Fantasy Suite was waiting, and Jake maneuvered all three babes into it like a pro. The girls all knew that two out of three are getting dumped, but they made a grab for the brass ring anyway.

Did anyone think Vienna would miss a chance to jump his bones? It wasn’t much of a surprise to see she brought along her best lingerie just for this episode. Poor Tenley, she doesn’t know that Jake has a serious taste for the wild side. She’ll get her final clue next week. By now Gia should know better, the poor girl looked like a deer in the headlights.

The highlight of this episode was the phone call from Ali. No honey, you’re not coming back because Jake is over you. Permanently. How would you like to be the next Bachelorette? Mmmhmmm we all know that’s why the producers made you call and pretend to want to come back for a spot on the bang-a-thon. But don’t worry, you’ll get one of your very own this summer!

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