Now that I’ve read Pregnesia by Carla Cassidy I want to find a pregnant girl with amnesia hiding in the back of my car because I know she will get all turned on when I tell her I was a USA Navy Seal. Then I will tell her I’m taking her to a “safe house” and once we’re there she’ll feel so “safe” that she’ll invite me into her bedroom so we can Do Things in her bed. Apparently there is nothing hotter than a horny pregnant girl with amnesia.

Then I will kick ass on the Evil Twisted Cult Leader who wants to murder her and steal her baby and turn him into his One True Prophet. After that she’ll fall in love with me for sure. I will pretend not to be in love with her until I see her little baby after he’s born, which is when she will tell me that she named him after me and then I will fall in love for reals and we will all live happily ever after.

The 130 pages of Pregnesia flew by very quickly, and that’s the best thing I can think of to say about this book since Fabio was not on the cover.