I woke up this morning and dragged my lazy butt over to the computer to read the news. The Google News page linked to an article about Apple’s iPad, and being somewhat of a technology junkie I clicked to see what eWeek had to say. Sadly, it was pure crap. Here’s my advice for eWeek’s editorial staff:
1. Where does the writer get his pot supply?
2. Article pricing … you paid for this???
3. Flash must die!
4. eWeek displays a pageful of crap flash ads, sure glad I didn’t install flash!
5. It’s a freaking tablet, no accessories needed.
6. OS? It has an OS? Really? Is that like a movie player or something?
7. Does the Kindle play movies? Is the screen even in color?
8. The connection between brain and fingers must be engaged before typing articles.
9. AT&T has been beat to death already, no need to despoil the corpse any further.
10. The only people who care about a camera on a computer are the ones who send naked pictures to teenage girls. Always investigate the writer’s pr0n collection when they write about cameras.